港式街頭英語

街頭英語，就是生活英語，旨在溝通，不拘泥於文法。

香港中西文化薈萃，產生了獨樹一格的港式街頭英語。

網上偶拾引人發噱者十數則。

不敢自珍，轉載如下：

I know your mouse.
我識你老鼠 ！

You call me how to come out and walk in the future?
你叫我以後點出嚟行？

I give you color to see.
我畀啲顏色你睇！

If you have enough ginger, send your horse to me.
如果你夠薑就放馬過嚟！

Blow chicken
吹雞

Are you road?
你係唔係路架?

What water are you?
你係乜水?

Do you big me?
你大我呀?

Zebra chops people
班馬劈友

Do you think me didn't arrive?
你當我無到?

I fear that you have teeth!
我驚你有牙！

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
你未夠班同我講數！

資料圖片：電影《李小龍》劇照